Tuesday 19 April 2016

18 - NEMESIS

Indian television news is full of tragedies and the rest of it is full of ads.   The ads are unique to the Indian mind set  -  shampoo and oil ads for long healthy hair,  car ads which entice the audience with family values and eternal love,  pan masala ads that proclaim authenticity to royal antecedents,  noodle ads that vie with each other to be more popular and the latest entry is of course, all products of Baba Ramdev.

The news tags are the ones that are so heartbreakingly tragic - gangrape and murder,  drought and death, farmer loans and suicides, young upcoming career girls committing suicide after abortion, the live-in paramours getting away with murder, little babies falling into abandoned borewells, and the latest is that of death caused by random shooting-in-the-air during wedding baaraats.

Assuming that I am an Indian male of marriagable age, (panning all Indian males, urban and rural),  I will have watched porn videos,  I will have courted at least one female,  I will have fantasized about the girl next door,  i will have surely proposed to and hounded at least one or more girls using my mobile and yet when I choose my life partner, she should be as virgin as untrodden snow.  Mind you,  the girl should NOT have conversed with any boy,  she should NOT have been in any type of friendship with a boy,  she should NOT be a normal female until I, the eligible bachelor, walk into her life.  It is of no consequence to me that I had indulged in  all the previous chapters,   the girl I marry should be an ignoramus and simple minded, until I conquer her.  Fie on her if I discover that she had been in any type of emotional relationship with any male,  I shall discard her and banish her from my life and my thoughts, forever.

And it is this mind set that makes Indian girls tremble with fear of character malignment,  because all Indian  boys are incorrigible. 

Live-in relationships are a big let down for the females.  It is a ruse by males to get sex and service for free, with no strings attached.  Poor, foolish, females, looking for love makes you compromise on too many fronts.  These men  format live-in relationships for their own convenience, to be able to get away without any backlash.  The female is often left with no face, an illegitimate child or an abortion in the bargain.  These tragedies highlight how males persuade, hound and entice girls to fulfill their male hormonal needs.

The latest tragedies of baraat shootouts are also male oriented.  Frustrated males showing a Macho side by shooting in the air....please go shoot the rats that plague the local train stations and do a public service.  How is it that so many persons possess illicit revolvers? 

A certain politician goes to the police station and files a complaint to get me arrested if I request him not to block the bus stop with his cars.  Please, dear politicians, use your man power and your political power, to do good and make the gun weilders surrender their illegal weapons.  You can do it very effectively as most of these goons would be in your entourage, I'm sure.

About the bore well tragedies,  the simplist solution would be to compel each and every borewell company to map out their workings of the past ten years and then let them show photographic proof that all have been covered.

Lastly,  I shall confess that my favourite news anchor is Mr. Arnab Goswami.  More power to you sir, to have the platform and the guts to speak out for what is right. This is so that the television viewing is a little more rational with him doing the talking on talk shows.










 

Monday 18 April 2016

17 - H2O

Just a simple compound, but so indispensable.  The animals need it, the trees need it, the humans need it, the birds need it, the insects need it.  Intake can be in any form........ice, tea, coffee, a drink etc.   Except for humans, all the other living things can drink water in an impure form.  But the weak human is not immune to the impurities and bacteria that can be ingested through it.

Every year, at this time of the year, during the months of April and May, belated rains, soaring mercury,  and the minimilistic levels in the dams and lakes,  prompts the politicians to resort to the water donation theory of winning brownie points.

And then the same story is repeated each year.    Why should that be allowed to happen?  Let us learn techniques of water conservation from other nations that have honed their skills at conservation. 

Indians go abroad for a foreign degree, but what is the use of that education if it is not what  India needs to survive respectably.  I know that I am very fortunate to be a citizen of a flourishing metro city.    But it is not a very peaceful existence if I can watch the suffering of my fellow Indians in the villages and other drought hit towns.

As a teacher,  I endeavour to imbibe into young minds, the tenets of using this resource carefully.
But everyday the TV news shows how desperate drought hit communities resort to prayer, sacrifice, havans etc.,  to invoke the Gods to bestow rain and solve all their water problems.

If only all this energy and money would be invested into more productive forms of water conservation.  But it seems that the water conservation minister for Maharashtra has other things on her mind,  like posting selfies on twitter.  Please Ms Pankaja Munde, do not let women become a laughing stock.   If you have been bestowed the honour of holding a high post,  do good and let everyone benefit.  Almost three years now that Latur is suffering with farmer suicides and drought.

My open suggestion to all Indians is that the very rich temples and mosques, should adopt a few educated, committed youngsters, and sponsor their foreign education, specifically in the field of water conservation.  Yesterday's news highlighted the largresse bestowed upon Shirdi's temple.
And then there was a boastful comparison between the richest donations collected by the various prayer centres.  What happens to all this wealth?  Let it be put to good use for India's future.  Let it be used to prepare and maintain water holes etc.

Let us aspire for better means to solve problems.

Thursday 14 April 2016

16 - MEE PANN MUMBAIKAR

What is perennial in Mumbai?   Let me list some of them.....the beggars, the potholes, the crowds, the spit ridden public places, the shameless public urination by males, the over crowded local trains, the irregular public bus service, the yellow-black taxis which often refuse to ply you, the illegal pavement shops,,,,,all negative aspects of my city that just cannot be sidelined.

But I have found a positive aspect among one of these.  Every morning, on my way to work,  my taxi passes the Mumbai central BEST bus depot.  One gate of this enclosure is always shut and outside this gate is a haven for garbage throwers.  Piles of black garbage bags, full to the hilt, form a little hillock every morning.  And this is where I redeem my faith in 'unity and friendship'.

Two black hens, one brown hen, a golden brown rooster, two black cats, five to seven rats and about fifteen crows,  meet here and are seen sharing the spoils discarded by humans.  Since there is sufficient garbage for all of them,  they are rummaging peacefully.  In their little world,  these creatures must also be commending the BEST for allowing their hillock to flourish daily.

I'm sure that I have missed spotting the others in this group, from my vantage point through my passing cab.   Since the dumped garbage is also surrounded with dirty, stagnant water,  flies and mosquitoes also must be enjoying the space. 

When I am returning home in the evening, the pile is smaller but the friends are still seen, going about their pecking,  oblivious to the traffic snarls on the nearby road.  Usually, a human child or two are seen in the pile at this time.

Mumbai is a city where people of different religions sometimes come together through workforce proximity but seldom live up to the friendship, giving in to the compulsions of family opposition, and weak characters.  But I am grateful to these friends,  to have let me see that at least one corner of Mumbai is peaceful and friendly.